@PaperWash: Video games should be banned. My son just threw a turtle shell at a walking mushroom then disappeared down a green tube. Someone call 911.
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@Sanbel11: I wasn't going to follow you but that bible verse in your bio totally changed my mind.
@Parentpains: My wife said she wished she never woke up this morning. Turns out we do have something in common.
@LionJenkins: Lawyer: Your Honor, this verdict is bullshit. I'm outta here! Judge: Litigator! Lawyer: After a while crocodile.