@PaperWash: Video games should be banned. My son just threw a turtle shell at a walking mushroom then disappeared down a green tube. Someone call 911.
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@stevefrigley: Just recorded my boss yelling at someone on the phone. Guess who has a new ringtone.
@bingowings14: As I walk through the valley of the Shadow of Death, I remind myself that you can't always trust Google Maps.