@o__0Dev: VW have got in2 trouble 4 falsifying data, apparently this is not d first time the Germans have been found guilty of lying abt gas emissions
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@envydatropic: Nothing good can come from a gay man greeting you with an up and down look followed by an "Oh, honey"
@3sunzzz: [bed] M: "I'm freezing." H: *rolls over, adjusts pillows and blankets, wraps around me* [1 min later] M: "I'm hot, get off me."
@daemonic3: [math class] How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet? "By crawling to the counter?" GET OUT
@robdelaney: Families that do Christmas card photo shoots months before Christmas have the organizational skills of high-level Nazis.