@Mrs_Cunninghamm: Wait a second ... Water parks have restrooms ... For what?!
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@RawspberryJamb: "If you love something, set it free. If it comes back it's yours" - Inventors of boomerangs
@BrettDruck: Yelling at a dog to stop barking doesn't work because the dog just goes "Cool, now we're both barking!"
@Underchilde: Stop, drop and roll if your clothes are on fire or if you spot your ex under the mistletoe.