@orny_xo: Wait, Fellatio isn't a flavor of ice cream?!
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@BrettDruck: Awesome hanging with yall just real quick can you guys not tag me in the pictures cause a few years ago I accidentally faked my own death
@KeetPotato: technology has now advanced so far i can no longer tell the difference between people using hands-free earphones and people on drugs
@TheBoydP: If a picture is worth a thousand words then why does everyone only buy Playboy magazine for the articles?
@Social_Mime: *calls restaurant* Me: Hi is your place a kid friendly restaurant? Host: Of course it is sir *hangs up*