@Tups13: Wait. What? You need two people for sex? What does the other one do?
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@TheWoodenslurpy: Most embarrassing thing a human being can experience is publicly unrequited love. Second is having the noisy grocery cart.
@frankzulla: Watching an episode of Star Trek (original series) and my 8 year old says the uniforms remind her of The Wiggles. I can't unsee it now
@Neauxpe: A bunch of black dudes were standing in front of my gardening equipment. Bros before hoes.