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@thejessbess: Waiter: Did we decide?

Date: Yes, I'd like the Sirloin. Medium rare.

Me: And I'd like the Remix to Ignition. Hot & fresh out the kitchen.

Waiter: Did we decide?

Date: Yes, I’d like the Sirloin. Medium rare. 

Me: And I’d like the Remix to Ignition. Hot & fresh out the kitchen.

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