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@LostCatDog: Waiter: Hi! Our special today is macaroni or cheese!
Me: Wait - did you say 'or' cheese?
Waiter: *lifts shirt, reveals gun* Look, I'm a cop

Waiter: Hi! Our special today is macaroni or cheese!
Me: Wait – did you say ‘or’ cheese?
Waiter: *lifts shirt, reveals gun* Look, I’m a cop

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