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@Book_Krazy: WAITER: Room for dessert?

[flashback to the room at home that hides all my desserts]

ME: [nervous laugh] Haha I don't have one of those.

WAITER: Room for dessert?

[flashback to the room at home  that hides all my desserts]

ME: [nervous laugh] Haha I don’t have one of those.

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