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@Abusitron: Waitress: "Enjoy your meal"
Patron: "you too"

Patron: 'why did I say that?'
Waitress: [being force-fed the 6th plate of food of her shift]

Waitress: “Enjoy your meal”
Patron: “you too”

Patron: ‘why did I say that?’
Waitress: [being force-fed the 6th plate of food of her shift]

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