@SamuelHLowe: *wakes up from a 10 year coma, pretends to be asleep for an extra 5 minutes*
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@Scigglez: Using the phrase "what doesn't kill you makes you stronger," only shows that you're unoriginal and know nothing about spinal cord injuries.
@papasuncle: Who names their kid Russell? Like hey kid you're a noise. Look after your sister kurplop boing
@mishakey: I just had 'the talk' with my kid. You know, the one where you break the news that Batman isn't real.