@SamuelHLowe: *wakes up from a 10 year coma, pretends to be asleep for an extra 5 minutes*
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@WheelTod: I once accidentally broke up with a girl on a broken-down train, when I said "I don't think this is going anywhere."
@Bratterina: My neighbors are fighting so I'm playing sad love songs really loud for them to set the tone, everyone deserves background music.
@Cheeseboy22: Picking up this tiny piece of paper would take 1 second, but instead I am going to run over 100 times with the vacuum at different angles.
@Reverend_Scott: ROBIN: Let me drive the Batmobile. BATMAN: Never. I'd rather let Superman- [wall breaks down] SUPERMAN: OMG REALLY BATMAN: No.