@ThaJawn: *wakes up from surgery
How did it go?
Surgeon: Good, your nose only lit up twice
@Puncroaker: Me; Right, some revision?
Me: Start with chemistry?
Me: Periodic table?
Me:What's the symbol for potassium?
@causticbob: I was so busy yesterday, my smart phone had 75% battery left at the end of the day.
@TuffyNyC: It's nice when my kitchen smells extra clean cause I used an entire bottle of Clorox to kill one ant.
@liberalcannon: My hobbies are scrolling through twitter, charging my phone and being generally dissatisfied with things.
@kcmoore51: 16: My friend is coming to get something while we're gone.
Me: Should we leave a key?
16: No, she'll just go thru the doggie door again.