@ThaJawn: *wakes up from surgery
How did it go?
Surgeon: Good, your nose only lit up twice
@Poutymcgee: A tiny Tarzan swinging from your Tampon string.
@batkaren: [Cretaceous Period]
T-REX: *eating pterodactyl, sad* I just wish it were meatier...
DRUNK GUARDIAN ANGEL: A meteor? Tha's weird but ok 1 sec
@Wakenbake77: If you find a fry on the floor and you don't share it with me, we can't be friends. Don't touch me. Monster.
@nettie0918: That moment the school calls because 15 was caught drinking at school and it's still the same principal that had to call your parents.
@HiddenPinky: Hi, I'd like a salamus sandwich, please.
"You mean salami?"
No, just a single salamus.
"People who make Latin jokes are a bunch of ani."