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@xLiserx: *Wakes up in Superman's body*

Me: Holy crap! I'm finally a hero!

*Uses heat vision to re-heat last night's pizza & puts on Netflix*

*Wakes up in Superman’s body*

Me: Holy crap! I’m finally a hero!

*Uses heat vision to re-heat last night’s pizza & puts on Netflix*

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