@staceaustin: Walked in for bread, walked out with 6 bottles of wine. Now we're having communion for dinner.
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@asimplesean: Just saw a dog with three legs. He did have a fourth leg, but he also had three legs.
@CherylCheryl94: To all those who received a book from me as a Christmas present - They are due back at the library tomorrow.
@KevinHart4real: Good morning people.....I woke up feeling myself this morning....wait that doesn't sound right. What I meant is I woke up feeling confidant
@timdonakowski: "We like the idea, we do. We're just afraid it's going to keep the viewer awake." - Sundance Channel execs