@deardilettante: Walking around cemeteries looking at headstones is a great way to come up with baby names.
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@Rollinintheseat: I hate it when I sit down on a warm public toilet seat and I have to set myself on fire.
@pertyy_: If you don't want to play with me I'll just play with myself! - Overheard in 2nd grade today... Me too kid, me too.