@deardilettante: Walking around cemeteries looking at headstones is a great way to come up with baby names.
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@walterjean182: Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Who am I to diss a brie. I cheddar the world and the feta cheese.
@TheRealRHB: Whoever first said "No news is good news" never had their cable & Internet go out for two days
@Samiam556: They won't give me insurance on my phones anymore, but yet they don't make phones that survive being thrown against walls? It's nonsense...