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@BeardSpice: *walks into bank*
THIS IS A ROBBERY
*people drop to the floor*
JUST KIDDING, BUT NOW THAT YOU'RE LISTENING
*lowers guns*
A TOMATO IS A FRUIT

*walks into bank*
THIS IS A ROBBERY
*people drop to the floor*
JUST KIDDING, BUT NOW THAT YOU’RE LISTENING
*lowers guns*
A TOMATO IS A FRUIT

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