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@jordan_stratton: [Walks up to stranger]

Me: "Excuse me, would you take my picture?"

Him: "Sure."

Me: "Great!"

[I hand him a beautiful 5x7 portrait of me]

[Walks up to stranger]

Me: “Excuse me, would you take my picture?”

Him: “Sure.”

Me: “Great!”

[I hand him a beautiful 5×7 portrait of me]

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