@robdelaney: Walter White should get a monument & every healthcare exec should receive the sentence for his crimes. They made him.
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@snowmedia: My 3 yr old is so encouraging. I changed my shirt; she says"Daddy, you did it!" If she finds out I use the potty by myself, she'll flip out.
@johnbiehl: Humans are made up of 70% water so next time you're thirsty just eat Jeff from accounting.
@jasonlight73: After my date orders, I always tell the waiter "Nothing for me..I'll be eating later" Then wink at my date & raise my eyebrows suggestively!
@MasterOfFury: i like dropping off a tweet to FB & watch as everyone cautiously forms a circle around it, looking confused while prodding it with a stick.