@robdelaney: Walter White should get a monument & every healthcare exec should receive the sentence for his crimes. They made him.
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@ahoytheboat: my criminal record is only clean because of how fast i can run with my pants around my ankles.
@KalvinMacleod: It's important to teach your children math so they can better understand what episode of Star Wars they are watching.
@huntigula: [snowman rings doorbell] Pardon me, but I overheard someone say something about a "snow blower" and was wondering where I might find one.