@canadasandra: Wanna know what it's like being married? Chain yourself to a wild animal. Now kick the animal.
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@yonewt: I know someone who puts raisins in meatballs so don't even try to talk to me about psychos
@spacej_me: Sorry you handed me your baby and I immediately put it in the garbage I thought that's what we were doing.
@daemonic3: My friend said his dog retrieved a ball he threw over a mile away. I don't know, that seems pretty far fetched.