@canadasandra: Wanna know what it's like being married? Chain yourself to a wild animal. Now kick the animal.
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@envydatropic: When my friends come over they know to ask "may I sit here" and then we look at my dog to see if it's OK
@TheBosha: Each year more people die in bathtub accidents than plane accidents, but any idiot thinking they can fly a bathtub deserves what they get.