@TheOnlyMANiC: Imagine Putting £5 worth of fuel in your car and your cars like
"well, since we're both being childish"
And refuses to open the door.
@JustDontBugMe: Job: something you do to make enough money to buy three avocados at one time.
@carlyken: I'm trying to teach my toddler how to headbang but he's pissed because he wants a bottle. I told him to save that anger for the mosh pit.
@ddsmidt: Familiarity with a stranger might mean they're an old soul you knew in a former life.
But it's more likely a sociopath.
~Inspirational
@brynnester: Bank Robber: EVERYONE STAY STILL & RAISE YOUR HANDS
Me: How can we ‘stay still’ & also raise our hands?
Other Bank Robber: He’s right Colin
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