@weinerdog4life: Wanna piss a rhinoceros off? Hang his car keys on his nose.
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@CorkyCrash: I think it's a bad sign that when 9 tries to play charades, everyone's first guess is "constipation."
@JoleenDoreen: A guy asked me out! Well, a guy asked me if I was going to be the same place he is. FINE, my boss called to see if I was coming to work.
@BoutCrazed: "I'm frying some fish for supper, so yall come over & eat" is what I said. "You're also gonna be helping me move my piano" is what I meant.