@thesulk: "Wanna pop a xanax in the Civic and kayak with mom and dad at noon?" "Can't. Scared." "Of the water?" "No. Palindromes."
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@Brampersandon_: [leaving a party] GF (holding 2 identical jackets): which one is yours ME: whichever one has a pancake in the pocket
@_troyjohnson: Historic moments in rap. Jay W [username taken] Jay X [username taken] Jay Y [username taken] Jay Z