@briancthayer: Wanna up the awkward while standing in line? Turn around while you wait.
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@Jeffwni: Wife: There's a spider in the kids' bedroom Me: I'll take care of it *raises spider like one of my own* *has a little cry when it graduates*
@pixelatedboat: To be honest you were our third choice for this poisoner job but the other two got poiso... oh that was you, nice