@briancthayer: Wanna up the awkward while standing in line? Turn around while you wait.
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@jakefromstfarm3: When I was a kid I made all of my toys watch Toy Story so that they knew I was on to them.
@VodkaThursday: I got an email from Olga. She thinks I'm sweet & "longs for finding a special person for serious relations". So there's always that.
@AimeeHelene1: I miss that time in my life when people asked easy questions, like "What's your favorite color?" or "Where is your belly button?".