@briancthayer: Wanna up the awkward while standing in line? Turn around while you wait.
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@DanMentos: dispatch: we have a home invasion robbery in progress on the far side of the lake rowboat cop: *grabs oar* I'll be there in 6 hours
@lilgapeach32: Water is good for you? I call bullshit. My phone drank some one time and guess what? IT DIED!
@DamonHunzeker: Horses kill more people than sharks, which is weird -- I didn't even know horses could live underwater.