@briancthayer: Wanna up the awkward while standing in line? Turn around while you wait.
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@LeiaMarieG: My kid's insults to each other: "you have fat lips like Momma." "well, you have a big butt like Momma. Thanks, kids.
@AdderallMomma: Nobody warned me that my child could possibly develop an attitude similar to mine.
@Playing_Dad: If I had a time machine, I would go back to the day we first let my daughter watch SpongeBob SquarePants and just destroy our TV