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@NikkiGlaser: Want to annoy the man in your life? Pronounce MMA "mama".
@KalvinMacleod: [at hairstylist]
Make me look like I'm running really fast.
@Dutch_50: Went to the Planetarium to do some stargazing but I didn't see one celebrity. Rip-off!
@WICKEDTRUTH01: Strip search? Fine but I'm going to need some music.
@MissNaughty1801: CW:my husband doesn't understand me at all. What about yours?
Me:I wouldn't know... I don't talk to him about you...
@Brianhopecomedy: Sent an email to my Mom. Now I'm at her place showing her how to open it.