@NikkiGlaser: Want to annoy the man in your life? Pronounce MMA "mama".
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@juicymorsel: I accidentally had two energy drinks today and now my house is decorated for Christmas.
@theSwellMan: Probably the worst thing about dying a virgin would be all the dead terrorists that are waiting for you.
@LanieLalaBugs: If my psychiatrist said "There's really nothing more I can do for you", that means I'm cured right??
@daemonic3: "I'm a skeleton!" *kisses and hugs you* Stop that! *kisses and hugs you again* What kind of skeleton are you?!? "An XO skeleton"