@JustEnduring: WANTED: Someone to have my babies and carry on my family name. No strings attached. You can even keep the kids.
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@TrainedHedonist: Sometimes I feel driving over Beliebers, but then I'm like, "what is wrong with me??" because I just got my car washed.
@morebees: when someone says 'your flys down' it implies that 1) i have a fly and 2) hes having a bad day
@jeffswarens: If you stare at a 6 year old when they're eating a banana split, they hold it real close and eat faster.