@JohnHilsen: Was out on the golf course and shot an eagle at Hole 9. Mom doesn't believe me, but wait till she sees the eagle.
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@TheOfficialTed: Guys wait for the perfect girl, Playboy's fault. Girls wait for the perfect guy, Disney's fault.
@jonnysun: my son just asked me where do pizzas come from adn has yet to ask me where do babeys come from. thats my boy
@LeahsLounge: I think having a highway to Hell and only a stairway to Heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers.
@ClichedOut: "Opps" is my favorite typo because it suggests the thrill of a secret counterinsurgency.