@jonnysun: wat apple fanboy caled it an "apple fanboy" insted of an "iDiot"
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@SonOfCha: When I see a dog tied up outside a store I immediately assume it's been there for years & set it free.
@Sarcasmo718: I'd love to see Jason Statham's face when he finds out you can turn down movie roles.
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@CorkyKneivel: [in bed] "No, I'm serious Amy. If this were a buddy cop movie would you try to avenge my murder even after the Chief took your gun & badge?"