@goldengateblond: Watch 'Titanic' backwards and it's the feel-good story of a ship that rescues a bunch of drowning swimmers and takes them on a dream cruise.
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@BigFatNothing: (in a rowboat with 6 starving people) "I think you mean "WHOM should we eat first"
@BuckyIsotope: BILLY CORGAN: the world is a vampire ME: wouldn't it explode into flames as soon as the sun hit it then? BILLY: shut up *runs off crying*
@jordan_stratton: You're not impressing anyone, server who didn't write down our orders. You're just making us anxious.