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@TheAlexNevil: *watching an old Lassie show

Me: How come you can't do those things?

Dog (mutters): If we had a well I'd push you into it.

*watching an old Lassie show

Me: How come you can’t do those things?

Dog (mutters): If we had a well I’d push you into it.

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