@NinjaSweatpants: Watching cooking shows makes you realize how much forehead sweat is possibly in your food
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@kelkulus: The Russian version of "How I Met Your Mother" is just a single episode showing a guy browsing a web page.
@badbanana: No thanks, Trix cereal. I have enough drama in my life without a rabbit trying to steal my breakfast.
@ShaneKnowsStuff: People hear my southern accent and automatically assume I'm stupid. Let me tell you something right now. That is just a coincidence.
@lloydrang: If you think the world is getting more unsafe, violent and unpredictable, the 13th century would like a word with you.