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@squirrel74wkgn: [watching kids make snowman]

Me: Hey honey, do you still keep that thing hidden in your dresser?

Wife: Yes...why?

Me (pointing): I don’t think that’s a carrot they used for his nose...

[watching kids make snowman]

Me: Hey honey, do you still keep that thing hidden in your dresser?

Wife: Yes…why?

Me (pointing): I don’t think that’s a carrot they used for his nose…

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