@KyleDodsonFunny: Watching married couples argue in Bed Bath & Beyond is my Game of Thrones.
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@zachheltzel: Never tell a psycho that they're psycho, because then they feel like they're obligated to prove it.
@Mr_Kapowski: You know you're good when they have to add an amendment to the company handbook cause they never thought anyone would do what you did
@ActingAnEejit: It's illegal to tie your children to things but you can basically do the same by buying them a phone with a short charger and a bad battery.
@TribalSpaceCat: PILOT OVER INTERCOM: alright folks, by a show of hands, who has ever made a small and understandable mistake?