@KyleDodsonFunny: Watching married couples argue in Bed Bath & Beyond is my Game of Thrones.
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@justabloodygame: Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Give Jesus a fish, and you and your family will eat nothing but that one fish for a lifetime.
@bourgeoisalien: me: i should go to sleep brain: read every political tweet that's ever been written. let the rage fuel you. sleep is for the weak
@Annoyedworld: I suck my stomach in when ever I weigh myself!nnIt doesn't make me weigh less but at least I can see the numbers!
@toastymoe: It is NOT acceptable to lift up the back of a woman's shirt to look at her lower back tattoo, even if you're at Walmart... I know that now