@KyleDodsonFunny: Watching married couples argue in Bed Bath & Beyond is my Game of Thrones.
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@wicce_podge: Hate to be nosey, people in the hallway, but you're too effing loud and yes, that mole should be looked at.
@TribalSpaceCat: [stop light] It will turn green in 5 4 3 2 1.. And Now It Will Turn Greeeeeeeen *turns green* Ah yes nailed it.
@DothTheDoth: Two squirrels in the backyard. But they are not playing together. Wonder if there's history.
@sickipediabot: My dad put a lot of pressure on me as a child. He used to say stuff like, "You're five years old? When I was your age, I was six"