@KyleDodsonFunny: Watching married couples argue in Bed Bath & Beyond is my Game of Thrones.
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@_ElvishPresley_: Me: (accidentally crushes the World's Smallest Violin) Guy who owns the World's Second Smallest Violin: aw yea baby my time to shine
@Brianhopecomedy: My wife said "vase" wrong so I corrected her and now we know that it can just barely fit over my head.