@lilgapeach32: Water is good for you? I call bullshit. My phone drank some one time and guess what? IT DIED!
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@GrrrRach: If Jehovah's witnesses brought red wine and Pringles with them, I'd gladly let them in to spend an afternoon chatting about religion.
@TheDeadfishSays: "I don't want to make a spectacle..." Eye glass manufacturers last day on the job.
@loudmouth_usa: Me: Ma'am your pet is loud. Lady: That's my baby. Me: Ma'am your pet baby is loud
@bearloverbobby: I went to AT&T and asked for a sim card. They told me I had to call them to activate it. See the problem...