@lilgapeach32: Water is good for you? I call bullshit. My phone drank some one time and guess what? IT DIED!
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@NotARatsAss: My dad will walk across the living room with a bowl of soup to the brim, shoelaces untied, because history has taught him nothing.
@louisvirtel: The worst scene in La La Land is when Emma Stone gives Ryan Gosling permission to save jazz because she already solved racism in The Help.