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@girlontapas: Water leak.
No water for 2 days.
Then the plumber cut the cable line.
No internet.
No TV.
2 stinky teenagers.

Send wine and bail money.

Water leak.
No water for 2 days. 
Then the plumber cut the cable line. 
No internet. 
No TV.
2 stinky teenagers.

Send wine and bail money.

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