@isabelzawtun: We all talk about the early bird getting the worm but what if I'm a worm and sleeping in could save my life
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@laurenreeves: My sister asked if I stole her cream sweater. Uh, yeah. Who else would've stolen it? You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"
@dshack8: You don't know shit about pressure until you're the only Black person on the dance floor while white people clap & form a circle around you.
@lm_GrumpyCat: I'm not saying I hate you, I'm just saying that if you got hit by a bus, I would be driving that bus.