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@MartaEffing: We both want it.
My lips part.
His do, too.
The tension pulsates.

"I'll take the one w/ sprinkles!"

And that's how I got the last one.

We both want it. 
My lips part. 
His do, too. 
The tension pulsates.

“I’ll take the one w/ sprinkles!”

And that’s how I got the last one.

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