@bourgeoisalien: We can't afford a Trump presidency. The money spent alone on hundreds of new White House door knobs for his wee-baby hands would bankrupt us
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@aka_fatman: "I have a hard time with faces. One time I mistook a wolf for my dead grandmother LOL!" - Little Red Riding Hood, talking to a coat rack.
@remmarg_yelsel: With Instagram's new video function, we will now be able to hear the quacks from all the duck faces.
@withanewname: Yoga? No thank you. I'll download an app to my phone so I don't have to stretch for the remote.