@1evilidiot: We had a ninja competition tonight but we don't know if anyone showed up.
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@EmilyFreestone1: *boyfriend and girlfriend in shower* Girl: do bad things to me babe Boy: *flicks shampoo in her eyes and trips her over*
@KimmyMonte: I think the first person to see a pug was like wait why is that sweet potato snorting?
@KevinFarzad: According to tinder, every guy is at a lake holding a fish & every girl is on top of a mountain & that's why it's so tragically hard to meet