@1evilidiot: We had a ninja competition tonight but we don't know if anyone showed up.
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@Sickayduh: Chairman: Ok so we've decided a group of crows is called a flock? Creepy Frank: *licking a knife* I've got a better idea
@CornOnTheGoblin: [sees co-worker the next day after failing to kill him on purge night] mondays am i right?
@murrman5: [parent/teacher meeting] "you must've read to him as a baby" *leans forward in little desk* lady, I didn't even know him when I was a baby