@1evilidiot: We had a ninja competition tonight but we don't know if anyone showed up.
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@decentbirthday: Just heard local reports of a stalker, which is funny because I watch everyone through their windows and none of them look suspicious
@behindyourback: Your 30's mostly consist of getting excited when you find out a professional athlete is older than you.
@Try2StopME: 99% Indians work on the Principle of Rockets. It doesn't mean we aim for the sky. It means, we don't start work unless our tail is on fire