@weinerdog4life: We have nothing to fear but fear itself, and spiders, and bears, and scientists, and scientists creating spider bears, and science bears
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@tech_pirate: 1 in 5 people are Chinese. Only 5 people in my family, it's either mom or dad, brother Colin, younger brother Ho Chan. I think it's Colin.
@lawblob: Waldo books are cute until u learn he owes $100,000 in unpaid child support & is wanted for arson
@Shock_Monster: I don't gossip because: 1. It's not my business. 2. I'm no better than anyone else. 3. And no one tells me any good juicy stuff :(
@captainkalvis: [I uppercut a news guy in his stupid face on live television] Me: say it Anchor: t-t-tune in tomorrow for more hard hitting journalism