@personontheweb: we just got new auto insurance and my mom was supposed to text our agent pictures of her car:
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@JDotComma: I don't understand women. I also don't understand how a car works but I still drive it.
@Brianhopecomedy: The city I live in has the highest rate of stalkings in Canada. I told a girl at the grocery store this. Then I told her at the gym.
@TheTweetOfGod: I won't be satisfied until I have enough followers to form sects that fight about how to interpret My tweets until they kill each other.