@personontheweb: we just got new auto insurance and my mom was supposed to text our agent pictures of her car:
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@LurkAtHomeMom: If you're going to get a puppy to practice raising kids, you need to get like 50 of them.
@Laser_Cat: "You're going out with that boy again? He's no good." "Relax, grandma." *furiously knits a condom* "Grandma, that's not how it works."
@DanMentos: what’s your pitch? "so this guy steals from the rich…" ok "and gives to the poor” nice. what’s his name? "Robin…" haha I love it "Hood" wait