@AnOrangeSNES: We need to overthrow that Tyrannosaurus Rex and democratically elect a Presidentosaurus Rex
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@MrJohnNorris: WHEN I SEE ALL CAPS I READ LIKE THE PERSON IS TALKING RIGHT BY A JET ENGINE, TELLING A CIA AGENT THAT HIS PLAN WON'T WORK...IT'S TOO RISKY
@ThisOneSayz: Easter egg hunts are fun but, some kids always get their eggs stolen by others. Also, I'm not allowed on the field this year.
@juliussharpe: My wife bought four grapefruit spoons. You know, for all those times in your life when there are four people eating grapefruit at once.
@anjeanettec: The best thing about being over 25 is that no one can find embarrassing Youtube videos of you as a kid.