@Aspersioncast: We should call them Whether Men, because they don't know whether or not it's going to rain, get it? That's a good one.
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@scott_towel: When the grid crashes and there's no other way of communicating, we'll see whose drum circle is "stupid".
@shatterpants: Sitting in traffic wishing I had a Sasquatch to lean out of the passenger window and make police car noises.
@david8hughes: [describing criminal to sketch artist] He was allergic to bees. His shoes smelled like old bananas.