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@_NTFG_: We woke up to a noise.
I grabbed a bat.
He grabs a can of body spray.
"Really? Gunna make this burglar irresistible to women huh?"

We woke up to a noise.
I grabbed a bat.
He grabs a can of body spray.
“Really? Gunna make this burglar irresistible to women huh?”

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