@StellaRtwot: We wouldn't really have any national debt in this country if strippers would just pay their damn income taxes.
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@ABostonTwit: Walk into the club like whatup OWW Walk into the mace like what DAMN Walk into the sword like wha *dies* *flunks gladiator school*
@UncleDuke1969: Me: Leonard Nimoy died today. Co-worker: From Star Wars? *goes home* Wife: How was your day? Me: Leonard Nimoy and a co-worker died today.
@mishakey: You know those disgusting people who lick their fingers instead of using a napkin in public? Hi.