@WhaJoTalkinBout: Wearing shirts of bands you don't listen to is like refusing to eat the cupcake, but cool walking around with frosting all over your face.
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@panmidwest: ME: what language is this BING: croatian ME: nice what does it say BING: how the heck would I know
@AntozWolf: They say being a hostage is difficult - but I could do that with my hands tied behind my back.
@hippieswordfish: *newspaper headline* BIDEN'S EMAIL HACKED -'it was easy' the hackers said 'his password was 'password'
@Rollinintheseat: I made fun of a guy for still having a Nokia phone. He threw it at me and knocked me unconscious.