@_Sal_Paradise_: *wears an "Only God Can Judge Me" t-shirt to court*
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@david8hughes: [doc walks in holding up my X-rays with one hand & giving a thumbs down with the other] Bad news, pal. You're a skeleton.
@doktorj: Adult me is pretty pissed that you can't learn to dance perfectly in the span of an 80's montage.
@nachosarah: when I see a girl tie a cherry stem with her tongue I put a whole fish in my mouth and pull out the skeleton then I leave with her boyfriend
@novicefather: Nomenclature is important when courting a lady. For example, "feminine scent" and "feminine odor" are perceived differently. You're welcome.