@_Sal_Paradise_: *wears an "Only God Can Judge Me" t-shirt to court*
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@smedlee: The worst thing about when someone tells you to chillax is what to do with their corpse.
@dysondoc: The new jumper I bought kept picking up static electricity, so I took it back and they exchanged it for another one free of charge.
@SuMacDan: Teens are leaving FB for Twitter & Instagram to escape parents. Silly rabbits, we were here first.