@WizdomForGirls: Weed doesn't make you stupid, you were stupid before you smoked the weed.
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@iwearaonesie: me *walks into house* wife: Where are the kids? me *turns around and goes back out*
@KalvinMacleod: If you would have told me 20 years ago that I'd be posting stupid jokes on the internet, I would have said what's an internet.
@_Tempo11: I wonder if my dog gets embarrassed when I give him kisses in front of other dogs at the park.