@BlondAmbitionTO: "Weight Watchers" because "Obesity Observers" was too cerebral.
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@Carbosly: Being a hacker in the '80's was way easier. *shakes vending machine until chocolate bars falls.
@mrtruthandsoul: Hey guys with your phone in a hip holster, is it because your purse is too full with tampons?
@iTomFoolery: We’ve had the selfie and now the selfie stick. So when will our phones be renamed Selfones.
@FadeAway2: You drink WAY too much, and you have questionable morals . . . me talking to myself in the mirror before going out at night .