@Token_Geezer: Weird how old people suddenly stop being so deaf the second you put some music they don’t like on
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@MrSandeepP: My ex is going to make some guy very happy one day but completely miserable the rest of the time.
@MarfSalvador: Him: Wanna see my prison tats? Her: Ooh ok I like bad boys Him: This one *lifts shirt* is of Alcatraz. It was built in 1934 and closed in
@SexyInsomniac: I just ran into my friend Sue. She introduced me to her second husband. I said "I wouldn't have picked him first either."
@withanewname: Well tonight's date night for me and the wife I certainly hope we don't run into each other