@jwoodham: Welcome to college! Here's a list of our majors. Here's a list of majors that lead to unemployment. As you can see, both lists are the same.
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@3sunzzz: H: I'm going to the strip club tonight. M: okay H: That's it, okay? M: Sure, just remember who prepares your food. H: What? M: What?
@Michael_Erhart: There's that girl again. Time to impress her. *Rolls down the window blasting a science podcast*
@daemonic3: [cow pushing 5 shopping carts out of store] Ugh, why do I keep shopping for groceries on 4 empty stomachs
@JaneBadall: The next stick figure family I see with more than 3 stick figure kids is getting a complementary condom taped on their rear window.