@UNTRESOR: Welcome to hipster fights. You can ironically hang your scarves over there. There's PBR and tacos in the food truck. Don't enjoy yourself.
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@Cryptoterra: Christian politicians hate science because they think it's always talking about two Adams bonding
@pissrifle: good news Craig, we got your murder charge bumped down to theft. just tell us why you stole that dude's blood/bones
@Probgoblin: Be the reason they have to add a section about roller skates to the employee handbook.