@noog: Welcome to Insomnia Club. God dammit Bob. BOB. Steve wake Bob up. Steve?
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@protolalia: It's sad when your closest friends get remarried and you know it'll be another 2-5 years before they're single and ready to hang out again.
@hello_saylor: Hotel room bathrooms really overestimate how much I want to see my own naked body.
@MarlonBrandNO: [Twister] DOG 1: left paw green DOG 2: i told u this was a terrible idea DOG 1: cmon Jim just pick the green one DOG 2: THEYRE ALL GREY GARY